did-you-kno:

Will Smith’s unplanned proposal to his wife Jada happened when they were lying in bed. He rolled over and said, “Wassup? You wanna marry me?”  Source
northmiamigoon:

this is so funny why this shit dont have 50,000 notes
    Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
thecatgod:

this does not ever get old
did-you-kno:

You’re more likely to die on your way to purchase a lottery ticket than you are to win the actual lottery.  Source
damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

(Source: screenspender, via shanedaily)

pikachucastiel:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

(Source: blackpowwer, via robcampau)

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